pvr here we come

i mean airport code

off to puerto vallarta and am looking forward to it

yay

that's all

am bloody tired after spending an age and a half finding a place

next on my natural to do list

buy a boar bristle brush so that i'll hopefully have some no-poo success this time around

did do baking soda and apple cider vinegar and just looked nasty - and i know things get nasty before better, but it was the summer and it just looked bad. i suppose winter is a good time to try - i can always cover my head...

http://hair-care.suite101.com/article.cfm/using_a_boar_bristle_hairbrush

"Instead, boar bristle brushes are designed to clean, polish and condition hair. The densely-packed, fibrous bristles attract dust and dirt, brushing them out of the hair. For those committed to water-only or natural haircare, the brush becomes a primary method of removing foreign particles from the hair.

Treating Sebum

The bristles also catch hold of sebum, the oily substance produced by the scalp. Left to itself, sebum tends to clump near the roots of hairs, clogging pores and giving hair a greasy, unwashed look. A boar bristle brush spreads the sebum from the root down the length of the hair shaft, allowing it to do its job of coating and protecting the hair. Sebum is the natural hair conditioner, and repeated application helps hair to stay moisturised and shiny."

we shall see

power of punctuation

An English professor wrote these words on a chalk board:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

The students were asked to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Funny Signs

Funny Signs

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones,at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.Call your plumber."
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At the tire Shop in Milwaukiee:
"Invite us on your next blowout."
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At the Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and leg.We want tows."
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On an Electritian's truck
"Let's us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push.Push.Push."
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At an Optometrist Ofiice:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!Dog food is expensive."
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At the Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet--mis a car payment."
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Outside a Mufler Shop:
"No appointment nessesery.We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.Sit!Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However,if you don't,you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully,We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign an a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

The Washington Post annually publishes a contest for readers in which they are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam paper.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

fun fun - letter mix and match

DORMITORY
When rearranged:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
Rearranged:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
Rearranged
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
Rearranged:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
Rearranged:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
Rearranged:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
Rearranged:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
Rearranged:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
Rearranged:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS
Rearranged:
LIES-LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS
Rearranged:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
Rearranged:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
Rearranged:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
Rearranged:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW
Rearranged:
WOMAN HITLER

a new year

just a quote to usher in 2009 on the blog


"For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning."
--T.S. Eliot